November 11, 2003

Interview with the Patriot Act

Dong Resin interviews the Patriot Act:

DR: Right, yeah. Now, I thought your name was an attempt to sell you as, you know, "good for American citizens", yet another big pander from the current administration, as in"no child left behind." Not the case?

PA: Yeah, a lot of people have taken it that way, but really, if you think about it for even half a second... exactly who needed to be sold? Where was the big scary resistance that I had to push through?

Face it, I could have been named "The Let's Knife-Rape Dakota Fanning For Satan Act", and no one would have twitched. I passed though congress like greased shit through a goose with nary a peep. Nobody really had the stones to open their cry-holes after 9/11, did they.

There is more. Laugh or cry as it suits.

Via Gregory Harris at Planet Swank.

Posted by Steve on November 11, 2003
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