Modulator

Huh?! I'm sorry, I just don't get it. I thought wearing socks that matched my shirt was being fashion conscious, and though at one time I considered a tattoo, I've never gone that far. Then the rage became piercings, and all I could do was wince with empathetic pain, whether was any real pain involved or not (especially the clitorious and penis piercings (wince)). But, this, eye jewellery thing, I don't get it.

Whatever happened to just getting a new hairstyle/cut?

I suppose I vaguely understand the idea, but the thought of having something like that implanted in my eye is more than a little bit disturbing.