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Are My Testicles Black?

I saw/heard this somewhere recently and thought it was pretty funny so when ran across it at Avatar's place I decided to steal it and pass it on the the rest of you:

A white male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen maskover his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a 4-hour operation. A young nurse appears in his room to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally,she pulls back the covers, raises his hospital gown, holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles in the other hand, takes a closer look and
announces, "They look white to me, sir!"

The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was really nice, but listen very, very closely: Are...My...Test...Results...Back?"