Health Care


Unfortunately, It Appears Not To Be A Joke

But, really, it should be:

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Testicular Implantation For Pets
(US Patent #58-68140)


#1 Dinosaur says it better than I:

Ho. Ly. Shit! Is there no limit to what you can sell to anthropomorphizing idiots?
Now if this thing is nothing but a fantastic farce, my hat’s off to you; I’m not worthy. But I’m afraid — really afraid — that it’s on the level. Words escape me.

Indirectly via Tundra Medicine Dreams.


WMS

Yes, the weapon of mass stupidity bush administration is at it again:

On Monday, President Bush appointed Susan Orr to oversee federal family planning programs at the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS). Orr, who is currently directing HHS child welfare programs, was touted by the administration as “highly qualified.”
But a look at Orr’s record shows that her strongest qualifications appear to be her right-wing credentials and endorsement of the Bush administration’s failed abstinence-only policies. Before joining HHS, Orr served as senior director for marriage and family care at the conservative Family Research Council and was an adjunct professor at Pat Robertson’s Regent University.

Another wonderfully Orwellian appointment.
From the perspective of the bushies and some religious sects there is nothing stupid about this. It is exactly the type of appointment that they intended to make from before bush was selected president by the supreme court and have made over and over again.
For the rest of us it is another example of bushidity.
For many it is also yet another sharp example of government waste. As John Cole asks:

…why the hell do we even need this damned office?

A good question!
If the department has any use at all it might be to help educate folks about what it takes to raise a child, encourage them to hold off on having children until they have the resources to raise them and explain over and over how valuable contraception is both in disease prevention and in birth prevention.
I’m not so sure a democratic or progressive administration would properly focus on both these points.

So, either give the money to Planned Parenthood or quit stealing it from us.


Will Novartis Knock Out Pfizer’s Viagra

Novartis’ Boost Plus is being given credit for an extreme case of priapism:

A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

Is there any way to tell if Boost Plus sales are rising since this hit the press?
What I don’t see in the article is how much of this stuff he drank and whether he took any initiative to, uhhh, work it off.
If Boost Plus really has this effect a lot more folks would have found out by now. Nevertheless, we can expect this to become a junior high urban legend explanation for more than a few morning woodys.
Perhaps Novartis should follow Pfizer’s lead and warn its consumers that if it stays hard longer than 4 hours they should get medical assistance.

Via Notes from Dr. RW.