Google Searches I’m Not Interested In Today

Any of the current1 top 100 searches on Google’s new Hot Trends page. These aren’t the most popular searches. Rather:

Google analyzes search queries and presents searches that are deviating the most in relationship to the past traffic. So, if a search term paddles along with a few hundred queries a day and suddenly jumps to a million queries a day, it’s deviated significantly from its past search pattern and might pop up on Google Hot Trends.

Sticklers amongst you might say that by default I’m interested in #93: google trends.
Apparently I am out of touch with important things.

15/22 7:34 PM GMT