Begins like this:

Log 6.9.03 (Monday)
5:05 Awake. Castigate self for sleeping in. Remove snooze bar from clock radio with pliers.
5:05 – 5:15 Bathroom — Brush teeth, massage gums, trim nose hairs. Practice affable grin (in mirror).
5:15 Exchange customary morning greeting with Darby: “Good Morning, Mr. Co-President,” “Good Morning, Mrs. Co-First Lady.”
5:17 Kiss Darby (cheek).

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