Humor

XMAS Gift Suggestions for the Infamous

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From Betty Bowers. They are good for a few chuckles but some of you may not find all of them humorous.
Sample:

Do you have someone on your list who claims, with no apparent acquiescence to plausibility, that women routinely enter his hotel rooms without summons or discussion and spontaneously have sex with his irresistible 48-year-old body, leaving him without any charge or clue as to what has occurred?
For Neil Bush: A laminated “Do Not Disturb” sign for your hotel door, dear.

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Educating Our Kids

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At a school district near you:

Due to the projected increase in workload in the coming years due to the new master schedule and the No Child Left Behind Act, the district has decided that it can no longer afford for you to take time out of your busy schedule to go to the restroom.
Instead, to increase teacher efficiency the district has gone to considerable expense to remodel your classroom over the summer to accommodate your restroom needs starting in August.
See classroom layout.