Do you need more air because…
…there is a fire in your highrise?
Include the Toilet Snorkel in your security kit and don’t forget to stock up on duct tape.
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Was codpiece’s Victory Proclamation On Target?
Greg Palast says that the aircraft carrier message was right on and that The Mission Was Indeed Accomplished:
Get off it. All the carping, belly-aching and complaining about George Bush’s incompetence in Iraq, from both the Left and now the Right, is just dead wrong.
On the third anniversary of the tanks rolling over Iraq’s border, most of the 59 million Homer Simpsons who voted for Bush are beginning to doubt if his mission was accomplished.
But don’t kid yourself — Bush and his co-conspirator, Dick Cheney, accomplished exactly what they set out to do. In case you’ve forgotten what their real mission was, let me remind you of White House spokesman Ari Fleisher’s original announcement, three years ago, launching of what he called,
“Operation
Iraqi
Liberation.”
O.I.L. How droll of them, how cute. Then, Karl Rove made the giggling boys in the White House change it to “OIF” — Operation Iraqi Freedom. But the 101st Airborne wasn’t sent to Basra to get its hands on Iraq’s OIF.
Go read on…
Via The Sideshow.
Breaking The Camel’s Back
How bush piles the straw on as he breaks the camel’s country’s back.
Via onegoodmove.
Will bush Get A Bigger One?
Will bush accept this invitation?
Bolivian President Evo Morales, a coca farmer who has called himself a nightmare for Washington, has invited President George W. Bush to visit the country, a Bolivian official said on Monday.
Probably only on the condition that he gets a bigger guitar with more inlaid leaves than condi.