Humor

Olympic Humor

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Tom, at The Funny Farm, has a select list of fine quotes from Olympic athletes and broadcasters. This is probably the tamest:

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”
Most of the rest are on the risque side.

Things to Do During Tonight’s Recitations

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I’m planning to work out and watch the tape later.
For those of you watching live: Follow These Instructions. Just start at the top and work your way down. Though you may get locked into this one:

Gleeking
Yawn. (no, REALLY yawn), then immediately curl your tongue backwards and force it against the roof of your mouth. The saliva glands under your tongue will squirt like a squirtgun! You can only squirt once or twice before another yawn is required.
It’s probably what the off camera contender will be doing.
Via Fantastic Planet.